To soil oneself is to shit thy pants.
To soil anything else is to get it dirty.
Because soil is....
DIRT!
And excrement.
bwahahaha I said excrement.
Did I spell that right?
God damn it...
Oh yeah, for all you illiterate asswipes out there, exrement is also shit. Shit, like what you wipe off asses, asswipe motherfuckers.
PAHHhahaa
"Damn it,I've soiled myself"
"You've gone and soiled my carpet with your dirty ass shoes, you bastard" (soiling things is generally a no-no folks. DOWN WITH THE SOIL!)
by Her royally awesome royal awesomeness, Bridgett Dockray November 30, 2005
by The brad of chads November 07, 2020
Kaleolani: What ah you doing bruddah?
Kaleo: I frying one fish and we gunna hav rice too.
Kaleolani: OK, I gunna bring da Aloha Soil.
soy sauce Aloha Soil Soyl hawaiian slang
by Tallglassajuice December 23, 2009
by Baron Von Whatshisface March 07, 2014
'Soiled it' is like the ultimate compliment, the highest of fives. ๐ It means you owned that thing so hard, you made it your own and without you, the whole show would be a total flop. Now go forth and 'soil' everything you do! ๐๐
1. Neymar's goal last night was so epic. His just "soiled it".
2. OMG that was such an epic guitar solo. You "soiled it" buddy.
3. I knew since the beginning you will do it. You "soiled it" absolutely.
by earthbuddy March 13, 2023
by gilly-c September 10, 2003